Mario

Nothing

-Mario never spoke a word.

Overview/Appearance
I shouldn't have to say this, right? Everyone knows how Mario Mario is, right?? Well, if not, here's a quick summary:

Mario is a big dick who thinks he's better than everyone else, just because he's stared in like over 20 sumthin' games! Suck a dick! He never thinks of anyone but himself, and abuses his relationships with his so called "friends" just to be more popular! Suck a dick! He doesn't even care about his poor plumber brother, who's been seeking help and attention from day one! Suck a dick! Mario's a giant cock, and everyone knows it.

Relations
His only real friend (if you could even call it a friendship!) is the lovely Princess Peach, who still hasn't realized she's being taken advantage of. Back many years ago him and Wario were friends. But after Mario rapped Waluigi and took Wario's family fortune, Wario beat the shit out of him. What a DICK.

Accomplishments
Despite being a giant COCK he's been the star of nearly every single game Nintendo has ever made. Being the giant dick he is, he always brags about his royalty in the video game medium, and is always suck a dick about it too. Suck a dick! He also butt raped Waluigi on multiple occasions with out being caught.

Fate
Defeated by Wario at IKEA like the COCK he is.

Trivia

 * Giant COK