Toadette

Toadette made some form of gurgling sounds.

-That's all she ever did

Overview/Appearance
Toadette is a dumb little baby that can't take care of herself. She shat her diaper multiple times in the story, though neither Wario nor the narrator noticed, that's how shit her shit is. Not even worth a mention.

Relations
The only person she cared about was Olimar, but Wario killed him, and she will kill Wario. Thanks to Gabe Newell she can be reunited with her love in the afterlife.

Accomplishments
Toadette was birthed by an irradiated pig on the Chernobyl NPP grounds. Toadette somehow was able to make it all the way across the Pacific ocean to Brooklyn where K.Rool took her in. Died by the hands of Gabe Newell, which I guess not a lot of other people can brag about.

Fate
Fried by Gabe Newell.

Trivia

 * Hive-mind fungus