The Greasy Man

“Hey you, you're finally awake” a voice said, “You were trying to cross the border with your friends”

-Ralof, Skyrim

Overview/Appearance
The Greasy man (or more commonly refereed to as The G-Man) found Wario and the gang unconscious after the collapse of Brooklyn. They had all somehow reached the NROMC in a short enough time for Wario to have a wet dream about a garlic girl, so that's pretty impressive I guess. The G-Man found them all unconscious and tied them up, being ordered to do so by Gabe Newell. Upon the gang waking up, G-Man get's so scared that he makes a Skyrim reference in order to calm himself down. He in fact is scared enough of the group to let them out of their binds and lead them to Gabe Newell, where the party fights him.

The G-Man is never seen again by the gang, though maybe he sees a lot of them.

Relations
Was hired by Gabe Newell because he wanted someone he could rest his feet on, and the pink swine kept running away, so he made them into bacon instead.

Accomplishments
Ate the least hot dogs every time at his summer camp. Went to summer camp with The Old Man.

Fate
Cut from the story bich