Waluigi

“What the hell are you doing?”

-More than you ever will

Overview/Appearance
Waluigi, at a first glance, appears as a normal evil Italian man, though he is actually Wario's sibling. Though he is younger than his brother, he always considers himself the best. He dislikes his green counter-part even more so than his greasy, fat brother. He is less than a notable side character in the story, but he undoubtedly holds a special place in all our hearts. Does who-knows-what in his bedroom seemingly 24-7. Can barely read. Hopefully he is actually doing something with his life now that he's left for the NROMC. Reappears in chapter 10 at the anime expo with Hasune Miku.

Relations
His only friend (besides his 2d fictional wiafus) was his fat broseph, and even that friendship was short lived. He now just spends his life with his Hatsune Miku body pillow and on the Hentai Haven tags page. After the success of WAH TIME, Hatsune Miku became his gf.

Accomplishments
Was once on the Dr. Phil show for his masturbation addiction. Probably won some sort of award for the speed at which he does it. Was rapped by Mario at age 23, not many people can say they have had that happen to them. He also uploaded his sex tape of him pounding his Hatsune Miku body pillow and called it "WAH TIME". It became one of the most poplar hentais but was removed for violence.

Fate
T.B.D.

Trivia

 * Has purchased more garlic lotion and has left a bigger carbon footprint on earth than anyone else who has ever lived. He may be the true villain of the Wafanci.