King K.Rool

"Hey we should go bully that shyguy"

- The worst decision K. Rool ever made.

Overview/Appearance
King K.Rool is a fat green "krockodile" who likes having parties in his apartment on the 5th floor of his building. He acts as the middle man in the party, the one who brought everyone together in the first place, and the one who keeps everyone together when the going gets tough. When everyone else is in need, he never thinks of himself and always cares for his friends first. His expert persuasive skills helps to convince former enemies (King Dedede, etc) to join their team after the battle. He also excels in his cooking skills, being able to cook Wario's favorite meals in minutes, as well as "normal dishes" (ew). Though his story ended short at the hands of the evil Milo C, he still played an important roll in the story. He is also a "milf" and greasy as fuck. Never actually explains what he means by forgetting to put in "permanent teleportation".

Relations
Has been good friends with Wario since childhood, as such they are an inseparable team. After migrating out of his country, K.Rool decided to be nice and look after Greaseborn, as the two soon became fast friends. Toadette simply wandered into K.Rool's room, and, feeling sorry for the poor lad, took her under his wing simply out of kindness. As for Olimar, K.Rool didn't know he was there until Wario killed him. How unfortunate.

Accomplishments
K.Rool ate the most hot dogs every single time at his summer camp, which, I guess most people in the story could say the same thing. After high school, K.Rool joined the military, which was actually a bunch of pirates in reality. There he learned how to fight and became a real man. On R.Kool's 30th birthday, he won the lottery, and decided to give most of the $100,000 dollar prize to the Toad and Goomba Care charity.

Fate
Shot and killed in cold blood by Milo C.

Trivia

 * Cranky kong was the original owner of K. Rool's apartment.
 * Him and Milo C. are the only ones with an initial in their names. Maybe they're connected in some wacky way.