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 This wiki serves as a "companion piece" to the "novel". It's recommended you cross-reference info from the wiki while reading. A lovely story of Wario. It is a story with no real story. Has many great and lovable characters. The Wafanci is an ever growing fan fiction that includes the loved Wario and features many characters from other medias and it's own original characters.

Gojizard has suffered a major injury as of September 10th, 2019. Pray for his fat greasy soul.

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As of September 12th, 2019, Gojizard has been revived by the Dragon Balls and now lives in peace in Hawaii. What a fat greasy boi

We regret to inform you but on September 13th, 2019 Thigikna has passed away from Ebola, dude rest in peace.

What is the Wafaci
The Wafanci is a fan fiction about Wario's life but it is soon flipped upside down and he will have some event which will change his life forever. If you desire to read the Wafanci and take in it's greasiness click this link It should be noted that THE WAFANCI IS NOT FINISHED, but if you're lucky you can tune into the google doc at just the right time to watch Gojizard continue writing the adventure live.

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It is quite possible that any or all of the following pieces of media will be spoiled in this wiki. It is also quite possible none of these will be spoiled on this wiki. Still, it never hurts to be cautions.


 * Wafanci
 * Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
 * Persona series
 * Elder Scrolls, Skyrim
 * Half Life
 * Scooby Doo, Where Are You?
 * The Legend of Zelda series
 * Kirby series
 * Ace Attorney series
 * Tetris
 * Super Mario Bros series
 * F-Zero series

You have been warned...

Chapter 1: A Greasy Start
Wario awakes from a lovely sleep. He falls down his stairs and than goes to eat some garlic for breakfast then watches some t.v. His brother, Waluigi, asks Wario if he can buy him some lotion for his sexual needs. Wario goes to Sprouts and buys a lot of garlic lotion. He drives back home and gives Waluigi his lotion. Then a solicitor comes to the door, Wario kills him. Then his good friend K.Rool comes over. They then go bully a shy guy across the street. The shy guy shoots Wario and he blacks out.

Chapter 2: Greasy Apartment in a Greasy City
Wario then wakes up in K.Rool's apartment in Brooklyn. We have some character development and we are introduced to Greaseborn and Toadette. THey go explore brooklyn when a homeless man approaches Wario asking him to take him to the soup kitchen across the street. They go across to the soup kitchen. The homeless man is killed by the owner, Meta Knight for being insane. The group goes to a buffet hall where Wario sees Reggie. He attacks Reggie because he owes him money, they then fight. Wario comes out on top and Wario is given his money. Then from out of the crowd a strange lad named Yusuke asks if he can paint Wario. It takes a long time but the painting is finished when suddenly Brooklyn is mysteriously attacked by an unknown force. The gang with their new member, Yusuke run back to K.Rool's apartment which has a teleportation machine and they teleport away.

Chapter 3: Grease and Snow
Wario has a dream about the Garlic Goddess. She gifts him the goddess garlic which gives Wario powers Wario and co. wake up somewhere in the depths of the NROMC, and are guided by an unknown individual towards a town in which they can get help. The group approaches a building, inside of which is the lord himself, Gabe Newell. The group battles Gabe in a fight to the death, and Gabe loses. Toadette is lost in the crossfire.

The gang teleports back to K.Rool's apartment in Brooklyn, where they find the city in ruin. They decide it's time for them to take their leave. They head to a gas station in which they find Teddy Roosevelt. They leave almost immediately. The guys keep driving until they reach Wario's home in Tennessee.

Chapter 4: Night of Grease
Wario wakes in the morning to find a new arrival to the party, Captain Falcon, who has agreed to help. The group feels the urge to visit the local IKEA before heading out. They do so, and inside they find Mario and his pet Yoshi while eating Swedish. Both Wario and Captain Falcon beat Mario and his pet into submission, and the two continue to eat their meals. While doing so, they realize they haven't seen the rest of their friends in a while. King Dedede texts Wario telling him that he kidnapped his friends. Wario shrugs this off at first, but then realizes that he was serious. The two eventually track down the King of Dreamland and beat him, crashing their vehicle in the process.

Chapter 5: Unknown Grease Land
As they awaken, they come to find out that they are in another dimension. After some convincing, King Dedede joins the group, and they all search for a way out of this alternate universe. The gang meet The Old Man, who had been stranded on this planet for like 15 thousand years or more. He chooses to fight them, and absolutely decimates them. Damn. After launching Wario into space, the Old Man creates a black whole to suck the hole world up. But Watio and co. escape by eating some of the Goddess Garlic. Seeing more planets in the distance, the Old Man begins his destructive journey back to Earth.

Chapter 6: Grease in a Dry Land
After accidentally killing a Khajit cop, the gang is forced to flee the country on a long-ass road trip. The burn Wario's greasy house down and ride off in King Dedede's greasy bus. They decide to travel all the way to Eggman's house in the mountains of Colorado. YEOW. A radio on the bus reports on how stars are mysteriously vanishing from the sky, and the gang concludes that it must be the Old Man. They quickly arrive in Scootvillage, a state that replaces the states of Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Arkansas, Nebraska, Missouri, and Louisiana. It is a strange land with large cities and larger slum sections. It is a strange land.

They take a rest-break at The Guy's cafe. After waiting half an hour for their food, King Dedede checks the kitchen and is shot by all of The Guy's clones. A large-scale bar fight ensues, and Bimbone walks in and kicks everyone's asses. After the deed is done, Bimbone decides to join the crew. They remember that Dedede got shot to shit, so they rush him to a hospital in Scoot City. Once Dedede and his wife, Alyx, are safely in the hospital, they are stopped on their way back to the bus by Milo C. He blows up the hospital, killing Dedede, Alyx, and everyone inside. He beats up the group and kidnaps K. Rool.

Chapter 7: I'm Grease to the Bone
While Wario is unconscious, he dreams that he is visited by a Garlic Warrior. He gifts him with the Garlic Sword, a weapon made out of pure garlic energy.

Wario pockets it and wakes up. When he wakes up, he is in Lucas's house, where he has been recovering from his injuries for the past month. A news report on tv details multiple worldwide attacks from the Old Man, his next target being Scoot City. Lucas's roommate, Shaggy, decides to use 10% of his overall power to stop the Old Man. Shaggy battles the Old Man above Scoot City, but ultimately wasn't enough to stop his rampage. The rest of the gang try to escape, but are attacked by Milo C. and his goons. Using K. Rool as a hostage, Milo C. tries to make Wario hand over the Goddess Garlic. Wario refuses, and K. Rool is killed. Wario is subsequently knocked out.

Chapter 8: The Greasy Turnabout
Wario wakes up in a prison. He is about to be tried in court for murdering K. Rool. His attorney, Phoenix Wright, leave with his assistant, Maya Fey, to go investigate the crime scene.While they search for evidence the police force puts the demi god known as Roomer in Wario's holding cell. When Phoenix returns, he shows Wario a tape recorder he found in the greasy van. It had recorded the crime with stunning clarity, so they decide to use it as evidence in court.

Milo C. has a motherfucking mental breakdown once he was found guilty and, in trying to fake his own death, is shot and killed by Hol Horse. What an ass.

Chapter 9: The Grease Before the Storm
Wario wakes up after the court case victorious. He thanks Phoenix for his help, and says his goodbyes. Wario notices, for some reason, that Roomer is now with them. Wario asks the 8 cent question. Bimbone explains that they hit him with their car, and that he's been following them ever since. Roomer officially joins the group.

The gang is stopped by Hol Horse, who reveals that he was working for Milo C., and was hired to fake his death, but killed him on accident. Clumsy fuck. Anyway, Roomer attacks Hol Horse and the rest of the gang gets away. After they reunite with Roomer, they crash the car in a forest, and are trapped there by a magical barrier. Roomer runs blindly into the deep woods, and Wario blindly runs after him. After losing him, Wario finds a cabin in the middle of the woods, and finds out that it belongs to Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil, angry at Wario's refusal to pay him after him and his brother went on his show, torments Wario and tries to kill him. Wario chops Dr. Phil's arm off with the Garlic Sword, and he escapes into the woods.

Wario is chased by Dr. Phil AND Hol Horse until he gets his left ass-cheek deflated by Hol Horse. Remember this, this is important. Hol Horse flees after seeing Roomer, who is back with the gang, and Wario slows down to catch them up. Dr. Phil catches up himself, and knocks Captain Falcon into the thermostat, I mean thermosphere sorry typo. Angered, Roomer attacks Dr. Phil and rips his head off. The gang sleep at a campfire for the night.

When they wake up in the morning, they find that the barrier is gone, and deduce that it was set up by Dr. Phil. What an ass. They get back on the highway, and find Reggie wandering the highway. His life was become pointless ever since he was fired from Nintendo for fighting Wario, and Nintendo was bought out by Milo C., and he's been drifting ever since. Him and Wario make up, and Reggie officially joins the gang. Lucas crashes the car and dies, and the gang's on their own without a vehicle.

They get out of the car fuck, and Wario has to sht. He runs to these tunnels where nothing notable happens, and then they call an uber to take them to anime expo, by request of Captain Falcon. Their uber, Steve Harvet picks them up and Wario passes out looking at tentacle hentai.

Chapter 10: A Greasy Experience
Wario has a dream while he's asleep. He dreams that the Garlic Goddess gives him a stand arrow made of garlic. Steve Harvet wakes Wario up with a greasy ass-fart, following up by announcing that they were at their destination. At the anime expo, Roomer plays beat saber vr and kills a couple of people idk. Wario gets hungry and decides to get something to eat. He meets some anime bin, who serves him a raw garlic. Gross. Wario no like. Wario steal, ung ung! Wario see Waluigig, uhng. Ooh ooh. Waluigig have girlfriend. OOMPH. It Hatsune Miku. AANG AAAANG ANG RRNNNNNGGGGG. Suddenly the group is surond by guards and Wario passes out.

Chapter 11: Grease, Flame, and War
It turns out that the guards work for Milo C, who is revealed to be alive.A giant battle occurs and that's it. It's really descriptive so it's a lot longer than that. Tod Howard, Gabe Newell, and Shigeru Miyamoto are defeated and maybe killed, and Captain Falcon is killed by Milo C. Old Man is knocked out of orbit and enters the vast solar system. Hundreds of civilian casualties along with major MRMC and BLR losses.

Chapter 12: A Big Greasy Family
After Reggie gets a call form Bimbone's dad for the BLR to be funded by the Bimson family the gang goes to Bimbone's house. Once there, the mansion gets raided by the Cult of the Haka Haka, but the invaders are driven off. Wario & co., plus all the bimson soldirs have a giant party and Wario passes out.

Chapter 13: A Greasy Country
Wario awakens somehow in the back of a cargo plane with Bimbone, Yusuke, Ganandorf, Dedede, and Roomer all hungover from the party in the previous chapter. It is revealed that they are on a Milo C. supply transport plane. Yusuke reveals that everyone got really drunk the previous night and thought it would be rad as hell to sneak onto this cargo plane. It is unknown how far away this was from the Bimson Estate.

The gang is found out by Milo C. soldiers when the plane lands, and Roomer is injured initiating battle against the troops. The rest of the gang decide to leave Roomer behind and run for it, probably assuming that Roomer would pull through somehow. Dedede is also injured while running away, but Bimbone carries him out of the Milo C. base (where the plane landed). After losing the pursuit in the woods, what's left of the gang travels some distance to C Town, where they find out they're in C Canada. Bimbone takes Dedede to the local hospital while the rest go to a Circle K across the street. They get there without being hit by any vehicles of any kind, wow. Wario meets Scoot in the Circle K while looking for the garlic, and he joins the gang. Everyone heads back to he hospital where they find out that Bimbone and Dedede moved over to a motel a little down the road, so they go there instead.

At the motel, the gang decides they want to tour the town a little while and go to a restaurant near the hospital. On the way, Wario falls into a manhole and meets a homeless man with a stand. Wari tries to fight Stan the homeless man but realizes that his stand is no match, so he runs away. Instead of chasing after Wario, the homeless man prays to god not to punish him for "failing him". Once at the restaurant, Wario is stopped by a hooded figure who heeds him to not enter the forest again, as he believes dangerous things reside in those woods. Wario is spooked by this and runs back to the gang at the motel. After a long day of touring the town, the gang decides to infiltrate the military base again in the morning, with the help of Reggie and his BLR army.

Chapter 13.5: A Greasy Man's Dreams
Wario meets the Garlic Wizard in his dreams, who gifts him a new Garlic Spell and then he wakes up.

Major Characters
Wario- Wario is the main character of the story. He lives a boring life in a pretty greasy home in Tennessee. Wario has some incredible powers like being immune to physical attacks and hot wiring cars. He is also gifted the goddess garlic in Chapter 2 1/2 from the Garlic Goddess. He also hates solicitors.

K. Rool- K.Rool is Wario's best friend. He lives in Brooklyn. He was first introduced at the end of Chapter 1: A Greasy Start.

Greaseborn- The dragonborn who is living in K.Rool's apartment. After Wario notices how greasy he is Wario nicknames him Greaseborn. Travels with Wario for a little bit but then gets lost and is never seen or heard of again.

Toadette- Also lives in K.Rool's apartment. Speaks by screaming. Dies in Chapter 3: Grease and Snow at the hands of Gabe Newell.

Yusuke- Yusuke is a strange lad who approaches Wario because he desires to paint his greasiness.

Captain Falcon- Mysteriously appeared in Wario's house after a strange night. Proves to be a good friend of Wario.

King Dedede- Kidnapped Wario's friends after the Ikea fight for no good reason but becomes a good friend of Wario. Is shot in chapter 6: Grease in a Dryland by the guy. It is revealed he was working for Milo C but betrayed him, dies when the hospital he is at blows up from Milo C.

Alyx- The wife of King Dedede. Cares for him deeply despite the fact he is an over sized penguin. Dies by King Dedede's side when the hospital blows up.

Bimbone- Mysteriously appeared in the restaurant after the gang discovered the truth. He is a strong lad who proves his worth.

Garlic Goddess- The goddess of garlic. She has immense beauty and wears a garlic dress. Gifts Wario the goddess garlic which allows him to harness the power of grease and garlic.

Garlic Warrior- A warrior wearing garlic armor. Knight of the garlic army. Gifts Wario a garlic sword.

Lucas- An L-Tetromino. Lets the group stay in his house after the fight with Milo C.

Shaggy- Tries to combat the Old Man but does not have a good strategy and is killed by the Old Man.

Phoenix Wright- Wario's attorney, defends Wario from getting a life sentence when he framed for the death of K.Rool

Roomer- An asperger like no others, is equivalent to a demigod. First meets Wario when he is put in the same holding cell as Wario. Goes on rages call a Remarbo where he is nearly unstoppable. Kinda resembles a squirrel

Reggie- Ex-president of Nintendo of America. Promises Wario money but never pays and when he is confronted by Wario they fight, he loses and pays Wario. After being fired and walking around for awhile he comes across Wario again and since they both hate Milo C the form a friendship.

Ganondorf- Captain Falcon's very good friend. Wario accidentally bumped into him and threaten to beat the shit out of him but Captain Falcon cooled down the situation. Joins the group because he was bored.

Scoot- A very swole duck who always wears a helmet. Met Wario in a Circle K in C Canada and believes he can become buff too so he offers his help if he can come along for the journey. Can level a Circle K with one flap of his wing.

Garlic Wizard- An old Wizard who uses the art of Garlic Magic

Harold- The last of the great sages. Runs into Wario in Kenya's temple and seals away Kenya. Joins the gang cause he really has no other choice.

Side Characters
Waluigi- The brother of Wario. Spends most of his days locked away in his room but later on decides to do something with his life.

Olimar- Not much is known about him except for the fact is really small. Dies when Wario accidentally steps on him.

Tr Havanan- A strange homeless man Wario comes across. Asks Wario for help to get to a soup kitchen. Is killed by Meta Knight

Meta Knight- Owner of Meta Knight's Soup Kitchen. Talks in an accent.

The Greasy Man- A worker for Milo C. Puts the gang in binds when he finds them in the NROMC and makes a Skyrim reference.

T-Tetromino- A tetrimo working as a cashier at a convince store. Accuses Yusuke of being racist.

Teddy Roosevelt- The manager at a convince store. Get's mad at Yusuke for being racist.

Maya Fey- Phoenix companion, assists in Wario's trial

Edgeworth- Prosecutor against Wario, known for being cruel and clever but was lacking on Wario case

Judge Yoda- Green little judge dude, Wario despises him.

Steve Harvey- The gangs uber driver. Very greasy car.

Kawaii Desu- Bit h

Hatsune Miku- Waluigi's girlfriend. Surprisingly asked Waluigi out.

Soap Man- Guy at the anime expo, he sells soap, Wario robs him.

Acebone- Bimbone's younger brother. Wears all pink. Has the ability to speed the acceleration of objects. Helps in the battle for the anime expo

Admiral- Big, greasy dude with incredibly bad breath. Runs the Greasy Canon Valley gas station.

Gru- Homeless squatter that attempts to enter and reside within the Bimson Mansion.

Bimdad- Bimbone's dad. Funds the Black Leotards

Boezbiz- Bimbone's twin brother, gets Wario wasted.

Canadian Guy- Says "Eh" a lot. Lives in C Town

Shinya Oda- Gamer. Cashier at Circle K.

Ninja - The gang's Uber driver.

Greasedust Crusaders
A group of friends we meet in the spin off Grease. Is led by Zelda but Greaseborn thinks he is the leader. A interesting group indeed.

Greaseborn- After the IKEA battle Greaseborn wanders the U.S but eventually ends up in the state of Scootvillage. There he meets Zelda who helps him after getting hit by vehicle.

Zelda-

Antagonists
The Old Man- An incredibly powerful being who looks like a Korean man in his 60's-70's. After the group is mysteriously teleported to a different planet they meet the Old Man who was kept prisoner on the planet but soon attacks Wario and proves his strength.

Milo C- A mysterious man who buys a the land that appeared in the middle of the Atlantic ocean and is now the dictator. Has a lot of money. Kidnaps K.Rool at the the end of Chapter 6: Grease in a Dry Land. Is killed when he tries to fake his death. SIKE

Gabe Newell- Game developer who was approached and hired by Milo C as an adviser. Is confronted and stopped by the group.

Mario - Is not inherently bad but is disliked by Wario. Fights Wario in IKEA. Their fight is so grand the IKEA is set ablaze. He is then launched away by Captain Falcon's falcon punch.

The Guy- A strange bearded guy who runs a restaurant in Scootvillage. Has multiple clones and attacks the group after King Dedede finds out. Is killed by the group.

Hol Horse- Hired by Milo C to fake his death and take care of Wario and his friend but is an absolute dunce and kills Milo C on accident.

Dr.Phil- Host of the Dr.Phil show. Tried to help Waluigi get over his masturbation addiction but didn't help. Wario was suppose to pay him but never did. Has been following Wario through his entire journey when he finally found a good place to get his money, but failed and got his arm cut off.

FUNKY BODY MOVEMENTS- Super minor villain. Mad that Wario was trying to shit in his tunnels.

Jermithy- Apparently had his arm bit off by Wario, had it replaced with a robot hand.

The Haka Haka Cult- A large organization led by Gru, they worship Mr.Hakanen for what ever reason.

Charles Mark- A deranged homeless man who lives in the sewers of C Canada. Minor villain who is never seen again.

Kenya- Ancient being that is unleashed on the modern world accidentally by Wario. Is sealed away 45 minutes later by Harold

The Six Hands of Milo C - The six advisers of Milo C, strong group.
Gabe Newell (again)- The First hand of Milo C. Has a suit of armor that deflects physical attacks and bullets. He also has an electric crowbar.

Todd Howard- The Second hand of Milo C. Has a giant suit of armor and big ass sword.

Shigeru Miyamoto- The Third hand of Milo C. Has a hat that deflects attacks to the head. Has flame control.

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Major Events

 * Wario's awakening: Wario waking up from his sleep. This sets up Wario's character. It also shows us his everyday life.
 * Wario getting shot: This scene is the very reason why Wario's life is changed and why he goes on his adventure. Without this scene the entire story would not happen.
 * Death of Olimar: Are you kidding? No one cares!
 * Destruction of Brooklyn: Wario and the gang are forced out of the city and into the NROMC, where they meet GabeN.
 * The Old Man is released from hiding.
 * Death of K.Rool: Wario's best friend from childhood died.
 * Death of Milo C: For some reason the gang still feels like they have shit to do even though he's dead.
 * Death of Lucas: Now they have to walk everywhere.
 * Waluigi gets a FUCKING girlfriend!!: Impossible, it is impossible for Waluigi to ever look sexy to anyone.
 * Milo C not being dead: He's a genius.
 * Battle for the anime expo: Wario and co and Reggie's rebbalion, the Black Leotards fight Milo C, the Old Man, and Milo C's forces. Big battle.
 * Wario achieves standom, gaining the company of 「GREASY EXPERIENCE」
 * Wario won the king of fighters tournament on May 26, 2020. Wait that's spoilers sorry.

Tennessee
Wario's house- Wario's house.

Sprouts- A local "healthy foods" super market. Just off-brand chips and soda that's supposed to be "more healthy for you", or whatever. Don't shop unless you want the cheap taffy bags. Dat shit's pretty gud.

IKEA- IKEA

Brooklyn
K.Rool's apartment- Where K.Rool and his roommates live.

Meta Knight's Soup Kitchen- Meta Knight's soup kitchen.

NROMC
Gaben's Castle- Gaben's security outpost in NROMC.

New C City- Capital of NROMC, big as fuck, cool as fuck. The gang goes there in chapter 14

Milo C Inc Base #1: A military base located in the eastern reaches of the NROMC. Is taken over by the Black Leotards

Alternate Dimension
Unknown planet- The mysterious and barren planet the gang was teleported to in Dedede's van.

Scootvillage
(Most of the story takes place here. There are various locations within Scootvillage that are of note.)

Scootcity- The largest city in Scootvillage. Was mostly destroyed during the fight with Shaggy and the Old Man.

Greasy Eats Cafe- The restaurant in which the gang fights the guys.

Detention Center- Where Wario meets Roomer and Phoenix Wright.

Court- Where the Wario trial happens, and Milo C is "killed".

Woods/Cabin- Where the gang meets Hol Horse and fights Dr. Phil.

Thermosphere- Only Captain Falcon has seen it and lived to tell the tale.

Tunnels- No one knows exactly where this is, except for Public Bathroom Reviews inc. They refuse to disclose any information.

Anime Expo: Weeb gathering, unknown location

Bimson Mansion- A mansion owned by the Bimson Family.

Grease Canyon Valley- Weird ass valley, that's all that really can be said.

C Canada
Milo C INC Base #06: A military base some where in Eastern Canada and close to the NROMC

C Town: A nice little town near the edge of C Canada.

Circle K: Circle K

Greasy Motel: A very small and greasy motel. The gang sleeps there for the night.

Ancient Temple: A temple somewhere deep below the forest of C Canada. It was made thousands of years ago to keep the kenya marker safe from the world.

Important Items
Garlic Lotion: Lotion made from garlic oil. Great for the skin.

Goddess Garlic: A godly garlic that when consumed can either grant the wish of the eater or exponentially increase strength. Owned by Wario.

Garlic Sword: A sword as sharp as 10 million raw garlics. Also owned by Wario

Garlic Arrow: An arrow made of garlic. When the person holding the arrow is stabbed with it they summon a magical being.

Chapters
Chapter 1: A Greasy Start

Chapter 2: Greasy Apartment in a Greasy City

Chapter 2 1/2: Greasy Man in a Greasy Dream

Chapter 3: Grease and Snow

Chapter 4:Night of Grease

Chapter 5: Unknown Greaseland

Chapter 6: Grease in a Dry Land

Chapter 6 1/2: Greasy Sleep and Greasy Dreams.

Chapter 7: I'm Grease to the Bone

Chapter 8: The Greasy Turnabout

Chapter 9: The Grease before the Storm

Chapter 9 1/2: Greasy Wet Dream,

Chapter 10: A Greasy Experience

Chapter 11: Grease, Flame, and War

Chapter 12: A Big, Greasy Family

Chapter 13: A Greasy Country

Chapter 13 1/2: A Greasy Man's Dreams

Chapter 14: A Greasy Battle for a Greasy Place

Chapter 15: Grease, Garlic, and Bullets

Spin-offs
Because the Wafanci universe is so complex and cool there are spin-offs. Just a couple though.

Grease
Grease is a spin off story in the Wafanci universe that focuses on what the fuck happened to Greaseborn after the Ikea fight. It is much shorter than the Wafanci but introduces us to many new characters who were planned to be in the Wafanci. If you desire to read this spin off click link.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JoGmXiLwb829HCBPaPoWdHBydpNSAg7DfZT6Bnh0soI/edit?usp=sharing

Grease TV
Grease TV is a spin-off written by Thigikna about how the outside world views the chaos of the Wafanci. Read it here.

Trivia

 * The story began on February 12th, 2019.
 * Wario's birthday in the story is June 24th.
 * Wario hates onions but pronounces them onyons.
 * The title was originally supposed to be "Wario Fanfiction", but something happened.
 * Every chapter opens with Wario awakening from some form of sleep. Also every chapter name involves grease.
 * K.Rool is 36 years old, his birthday is October 31st.
 * K.Rool's first name is King.
 * K.Rool's apartment is on the 5 floor of his apartment complex.
 * K.Rool has a teleportation machine in his closet.
 * Wario wakes up in NROMC on February 23rd, 2019
 * The greasy man's real name is Man.
 * Captain Falcon is 23, and his birthday is August 5th.
 * It is told by legend that Bimbone was trapped in an unknown catholic middle school for an undisclosed amount of time. He was supposedly held captive by a strong, unidentified middle-aged English teacher in the building's basement. Bimbone was eventually able to escape without being noticed, as he could not stand up to the man in a physical battle. Bimbone doesn't like talking about this story.
 * Milo C hears a legend in which a cowboy man shot an Indian man in the head and wasn't hurt at all, and assumed it was due to the cowboy man's weakness instead of the Indian man's toughness, and decided to track down the cowboy man and pay him to kill him, assuming that he wouldn't die.
 * Greaseborn might or might not be dead
 * The first ever sighting of the Old Man was when a lazy middle-aged dude recorded footage of him flying about a city yelling his catch-phrase. Very frightening.


 * Milo C. owns almost 99% of everything in the universe.
 * No one really knows how Milo C. became so wealthy.
 * Both Miyamoto and Todd Howard started off as mostly self-contained references here on the wiki, but actually got added into the story in Chapter 11.
 * Some rebel referenced the Wafanci in the official Nintendo wiki, on Wario's page. Hopefully we get more publicity now.
 * Never mind, some neckbeard on the official Nintendo wiki edited out the Wafanci on the Wario page, brug
 * Greaseborn was orginally planned to return in Chapter 11 with his group of friends to aid Wario, but that didn't happen
 * Dedede was never planned to return but I thought it would be cool...?
 * Gojizard took a one month break on the Wafanci because of jail time.
 * Mr. Hakanen has a cult.
 * The Wafanci might get a youtube reading video thing.
 * There might be a Wafanci Gmod adaptation in the works.
 * One of the things that sparked Gojis to make the Wafanci was editing the Wario wiki Wario page.

Mod Team
Gojizard- King of the wiki and author of the Wafanci

Lumpasta- Head of the mod team and graphic design team.

Thigikna- Has made many articles on the wiki. Hasn't done much else, but despite that, you can trust him.

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