Teddy Roosevelt

"That will be $11.45"

-Teddy Roosevelt said as he checked out Wario

Overview/Appearance
I was just gonna copy and paste the entire Theodore Roosevelt Wikipedia article as a meme, but you guys don't deserve that little effort.

Theodore Roosevelt was the president of the United States from 1901 to 1909. He was brought to the future for reasons that will be explained. He's pretty old, like 60 lol.

History
Theodore Roosevelt, before resigning from presidency, OK'd a project to test a theory of freezing a person's body and consciousness, in order to re-awaken them in a future time period. The experiment was finished after Roosevelt's resigning from presidency in 1911, and the president himself was asked to test out the project. Teddy agreed to test the device, having immense trust in his scientists. The idea was to re-open the machine once a year passed to see if he had aged a year or not.

Once a year passed, the doors of the machine would not open. In order to not harm the ex-president, he was kept in the machine until the doors opened themselves. The next year, the scientists started becoming desperate. Though they still did not open the doors. Eventually, many decades passed, as Teddy Roosevelt was left in cryo-sleep.

Exactly 100 years later, in 2011, Theodore Roosevelt was re-birthed into the world. Unfortunately, he was still black and white due to time dilation. Oopsies. He spend his first years in the future growing accustomed to new-age practices and technology. He eventually became rich and famous through interviews and television. One day though, his life took a turn for the worse.

In 2016, Theodore Roosevelt was driving his automobile to the bank with the biggest check he had ever received - a total amount of 10 million dollars. But when he got to the bank, he realized it was being robbed, and they took his hard-earned money for themselves. He also realized something else that day: That people in the 21st century suck! He had to resort to becoming the manager of a gas station in order to sustain his giant ass rent for his giant ass house.

Relations
Knows T-Tetrimino better than he would like to admit.

Achievements
He was president of the USA once, but he was technically also the first ever time traveler. Good job, Theo! He ate the most hot dogs at his summer camp every single time.