Gojizard

"The rest of the group said their orders but what they order is unknown because I’m too damn lazy to write out their orders."

-Gojizard

Overview/Appearance
The leader of the wiki and the author of the Wafanci, Gojizard has finally fulfilled his dreams of bringing his fanfics of Wario into reality. Gojizard began writing the Wafanci as a joke, but then actually kind of liked it. Now we're here, and dear lord am I glad he kept going.

Relations
Knows Thigikna and Lumpasta in real life. Has seen Wario in person

Achievements
Made the Wafanci. Ate a lot of weird shit in middle school. Publicly admitted he does not have a mullet. Won the biggest zucchini contest. Recently arrested for arson but Bimbone bailed him out.

Fate
T.B.D

Trivia
Real name is Goji Zardo