Dr. Phil

"Open the door now or I'm throwing rocks through the window you dumb whore"

-An enraged Dr.Phil said this as he tried to get into the cabin Wario was in.

Overview/Appearance
Dr.Phil is a cheery a older dude usually but god forbid you forget to pay him, he will kill you. In this stage of anger he is super strong and resilient being able to throw rocks at the speed of 2,000 rocks and was able to not die when he had his arm cut off. It is later shown that his head is made out of fucking titanium

Relations
Hates Wario with a passion. How dare he not pay Dr.Phil. What an asshole. Besides that he has murdered everyone who doesn't pay him. People who do pay him are payed back with a nice pat. After beating the shit out of the gang Roomer attacked him and killed him viciously.

Fate
 Viciously murdered by Roomer.

Trivia

 * Was given the name Philly Cheeseburger by Waluigi on the Dr. Phil Show.
 * Has a head made out of fucking titanium.