Wario

"Where are we"

- Something Wario said

Overview/Appearence
Wario is a greasy ass man who lives in Tennessee. He is a large, plump man who wears a yellow cap with his first initial on it, a large jagged mustache, a yellow short-sleeved shirt, purple overalls and green, pointy shoes. He also wears white gloves with his iconic insignia sewn into them. He has a very large jaw which is used mainly for eating things. He has no facial hair except for a mustache, haha, but you already knew that.

He says he wrote the Wafanci as an autobiography, but obviously that's not true. Gets his own stand, 「GREASY EXPERIENCE」, in chapter 11, Grease, Flame, and War.

Relations
He knows of Shigeru Miyamoto, but does not know him directly, whoever he is. He is the wicked brother of the lustful Waluigi, but the rest of his family was lost to history. He knows Mario from his childhood when they used to play Cowboy and Cactus together.

He is also friends with K. Rool from their childhoods, ah childhood.

Accomplishments
Not many. He came out as gay for his brother in 2017 but quickly retracted the statement. He has farted axactly 45,780,372 times, burped 12,905 times, eaten around 500,000 metric tons of garlic, and has been to court 2 times and the first time was for fucking Waluigi. Has been on the Dr.Phil show twice, first for fucking Waluigi, second for Waluigi masturbation addiction.

Fate
T.B.D.

Trivia

 * 2nd fattest man in the Wafanci (second only to Gaben)
 * Smells like garlic and cheese and grease all combined into an unfathomable smell, the kind you only smell once in your entire life.
 * Has a red leather fetish, we don't know why but he does, and it's weird.