Milo C.

"I am Milo C, be grateful I am in your presence."

- Milo C. speaking to Wario and co.

Overview/Appearance
Milo C. is the main antagonist of the Wafanci according to some dude even though he dies lol. He is a mysterious businessman who wears a red suit and fedora with colorful clothes underneath. He has long, spiky blond hair and long sideburns. He is first mentioned in Chapter 3: Grease and Snow when Wario remembers that someone (Milo C.) bought the newly discovered landmass in the Atlantic Ocean. No one actually know what the C. stands for. Survived a fucking gunshot to the head. Apparently also knows Hokuto Shinken.

Relations
Milo C was in an alliance with the Old Man. When the Old Man first got on earth Milo C approached him and said "Hey let's be chill" and so they were. They never talked to each other at summer camp so they don't remember each other, but it makes sense why they are such good friends.Him and Gabe were apparently friends from earlier in life.

He has a stand called「SPIN ZA WHEEL」, and no one knows how long he's had it.

Accomplishments
Milo C is extremely successful. He was able to buy a landmass, most businesses, and one 3rd of the moon. He also bought the most of the NROMC landmass as soon as it appeared. Hmm... fishy. It is highly rumored that he started a business in his earlier years. But probably not true. It is also rumored that he owns almost 99% of the universe, known and unknown. That's wild dog. Tell me more dog. Well dog, he actually copyright the word "dog" so we may be sued dog.

Fate
Shot and killed by Hol Horse trying to fake his own death.

SIKE BOI, EVEN THE NARRaTOR GOT BEANED!!!!

Trivia

 * The © is Milo C.'s signature symbol. It's fitting, since he owns everything.
 * The © in the Wafanci logo is representative of Milo C.
 * Milo C. is one of the only original characters in the Wafanci.
 * Was originally an amorphous pink guy before the writing of the Wafanci.
 * Fooled everyone for a couple of weeks, making us think he was dead. Motherfuck.
 * Almost considered as a character for Bluper Blash Blubbers.