The Old Man

"YONG CHAIN GA"

Overview/Appearance
An old looking dude but is actually busted as fuck. Not much else is known about him. Unlike the picture he has a mustache and balding black hair. Always wears polo shirts even before they were invented.

He has been "trapped" on a different planet for about 15 thousand years because humans did not like him, but is freed back to Earth after encountering Wario and the gang. He does not actually own a phone.

The Old Man has an unfathomable amount of power, which allows him to destroy cities and entire small planets with relative ease. Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze. This is likely the reason he was banished to the alternate dimension.

Relations
After Milo C approached him after he got back to earth, Milo C proposed an alliance mostly to save himself. What Milo C. had that the old man could possibly want? Know one nos

Accomplishments
He was able to escape his own self-generated black hole in the alternate dimension. He ate the most hot dogs every single time at his summer camp. Won the school tournament of breathing underwater, with a time of 1 minute 15 seconds underwater. Was sealed away by the ancient Egyptians a long ass time ago.

Fate
T.B.D.

Trivia

 * The Old Man comes from an old Vinesauce GTAV mod stream.
 * His legacy began when someone kept saying "YONG CHAIN GA" in class over and over again. So eventually he was written into the Wafanci.