Roomer

"DOn'T COcK BloCK ME"

-Roomer yelled this when he was being cock blocked

Overview/Appearence
Roomer is a companion of Wario's from Chapter 8 onward and is an Asperger like no other. He is thrown in the same cell as Wario and the two slowly warm up to each other. He is animal-like in nature and has incomprehensible levels of power.

Relations
He knows Captain Falcon from his performance in Super Smash Bros. Melee. He knows Wario from prison.

Accomplishments
Developed a unique and effective fighting technique called De Romerbo. Can only jump a maximum of one foot into the air. Launched the Old Man 1,000 light years away using the Goddess Garlic and Bimbone's sword.

Fate
T.B.D.

Trivia

 * Roomer comes from a 4chan article published by a Netherlands student recounting stories from middle school/high school.